Whenever I hear a good one, a laugh out-louder, I think of my dad and how he never tired of hearing and telling a good ol’ knee slapper. The rest of us had our own opinions of his reruns and several people would see him coming and scoot out of the way. Others would humor him and listen to what they knew was coming and laugh anyway for the lost-count time.
Dad’s gone almost 18 years now, but I can imagine a two minute out-louder, his head back, his big hand slapping a knee over a joke making its way around the email circuit. I think I’ve seen it before and if Dad could adopt it I would hear it again and again.
A thank you to Jim Knowles for keeping it in circulation.
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
If you don’ t laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a table, because you are dead….
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle…
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.
She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head..